Think happy thoughts


Seriously kids, don't do drugs.  Not even legal ones.  The next time you get a headache, avoid the Bayer and take it like a man!

When my future wife goes into labor, she wouldn't be using any anesthetics.

I have a feeling that my future wife's going to hate me.

This coming weekend, I'll be spending time with very positive people and thinking happy thoughts.  But I won't tell you where.  Or won't I?

P.S.  Studies show that 90% of all bass players are taller than me.

[Update:  Holy crap!  Fiona Apple's actually releasing an album?!!!??]

-George Ryan